You can’t be mad at me for not being up on your weapons as of late. (Incredulous wheezing laughter) I’m gonna pretend you didn’t even say that. Is Baggy Trance the one that’s heavily influenced by mid-century word jazz… (Stammering) …and the Hungarian underground top 40? You’re thinking Baggy Trance and Biafra Psychobilly, Roald! You know very well that I am fully immersed in the Nigerian Neurofolk movement.īut I thought that you said Neapolitan funk was the sound of the revolution because it blended in perfectly with your Baile funk collection?
You phonographic Philistine! Neapolitan funk was yesteryear’s genre. Stewart! Have you heard this new Neapolitan funk compilation? I’m surprised we’re not being loyal customers right now. It’s the leering men that really chap my ass. They can get theirs, and I am here for it. It’s not the women who work there that I have a problem with. With all due respect, Miss Katy, Professor Tricia says it’s perfectly ethical for womens to be as sexual as they want, including wearing clothes what makes them feel powerful. One of those places where you’re not payin’ for the G&T, you’re paying for the T&A. It’s wheres you go if you like some perkies! (Giggling) Some might say… (Giggling) …the perkiest! One of those places that’s always on about their gastro fare.Īlthough, there are, um, there are, um, perks to those sorts of places? It’s one of those places that focuses on upscale comfort food. It’s one of those places that’s always on about their casual fine dining. Well, Gail’s gonna need our loyalty because I heard there is one of those big city chain restaurants moving in.
Loyalty is two things: number A, a crucial practice in any relationship and number B, a f*ckin’ dying art. Not much room for competition in a small town. If “ifs” and “buts” were candies and nuts. Breakfast spot by day, bang-up spot by night. See, I always thought that MoDean’s and Sir Bill’s should combine. Well, late payment’s the first sign you’re goin’ tits up. I heard some talk that they was late payin’ their merchants. …in Letterkenny, until MoDean’s started serving brunch. Well, there’s nothin’ worse than a mom and pop shop goin’ under in a small town. Yeah, so it would be a Hooters restaurant marketed to gay men aged 18-35 where they could go and enjoy some fried food, but also some eye-level eye candy. So, what you’re suggesting is that Gay Hooters is a place for mens to go eat gay cocks.įree-range chickens is hard enough to breeds. Okay, so, the chickens that you get the chicken wings from, what if they were also gay chickens? Oh, I got Professor Tricia on speed dial ready for this hot takes. What if… okay, what if the food was also gay? Well, you might as well gets ’em all outs on the table. …that you would have to sell the gay community on Hooters? I’m just thinkin’ it sounds a little bit queer… We’s talkin’ the restaurants or the body parts? Well, all I’m wondering is, like… what do a group of gay men have to enjoy about Hooters? Well, you’re handy as a shirt pocket, bud. I guess I just got a few more questions though. So, it’s like a Hooters, but marketed to gay men aged 18-35? Well, if I was to make an educated guesstimation, I’d have to say it’s like the controversial yet famous American restaurant franchise Hooters, except for gay guys. Guess I’m just sorta wonderin’ what Gay Hooters would be all about? Speaking of teats, you guys heard about this Twitter account called Gay Hooters?
Well, less doin’ tweets, more pullin’ teats, bud. He only shows up when the work’s all done. Too much Instagrams’ll make your eyes go square, Dary. You were having a Puppers with your pals the other day…